-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
-emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight.
-jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit...
emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...and killa cam and santana themselves make an appereance...
-emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart.
-lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know.
-emily: shieeeet meng
-jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo.
-killa cam: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY!
-emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn...
-jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard?
-emily: fo sho
-jay and emily: one.
-this is killa cam and i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic
2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that ricer cock-blocked me
3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.
2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)