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when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin... its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny...
-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. -emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight. -jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit... emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...and killa cam and santana themselves make an appereance... -emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart. -lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know. -emily: shieeeet meng -jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo. -killa cam: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY! -emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn... -jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard? -emily: fo sho -jay and emily: one. -this is killa cam and i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn. |
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1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action. 1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock. |
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1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle 3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment. She is cockblocking you bro.
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a person who interferes with one's sexual intentions with another person Randy was a cockblock because he told Jaime that this guy she knew was just using her for sex.
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1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.
2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.) I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me.
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anonymous
Feb 6, 2003
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a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend
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To fully understand the ways of a clockblock, one must set a scenario. Ok, say you've been out all night hanging with this girl, and can sense that you are mere seconds away from going upstairs too hook up with her. Here comes your good buddy cockblock. His drunk, attention-needing self jumps right into the picture and tells your woman how beautiful she is, then throws up all over her. Instead of giving you a quality BJ, she drives old Cockblock home, leaving you by your lonesome to jerk off all night. Male: You have really pretty eyes.
Female: Do you feel like going--- Lukas: I LOVE YOU! Male:"Damn cockblock...." |
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When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance. Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.
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