| 1. | cock block call | ||
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A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa Ray: Mike, where your the car keys? Mike: I gave them to Tim Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call |
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| 2. | cockblop | ||
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When excessively playing Call of Duty: BLack OPS gets in the way of your having sex. Jim: "Man, Dave was supposed to go over to Kayla's for a booty call last night, but he stayed in playing team deathmatch instead..."
Al: "Yeah, he pretty much cockblopped himself" |
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| 3. | cb radio | ||
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n. A metaphorical device in which a cockblocker uses to call another person on to accidentally or intentionally prevent a hook up. (Tony is laying down the mac on a lady.)
Tony: So, I was descending Everest when I saw found an antique camera burried in the snow. It was pretty rad. Tanya: Really? That's awesome. Was there film in it? Tony: Yeah, I developed it the other... (Jay interupts) Jay: Dude, I'm so wasted! LOL Jay: Yo, isn't that that one chick you boned last week? Jay: *burp* Tanya: *sigh* (Tanya leaves abruptly) Tony: Bro, why you gotta call me on the cb radio? Jay: What? |
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| 4. | cockblock | ||
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when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin... its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny...
-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. -emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight. -jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit... emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...and killa cam and santana themselves make an appereance... -emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart. -lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know. -emily: shieeeet meng -jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo. -killa cam: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY! -emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn... -jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard? -emily: fo sho -jay and emily: one. -this is killa cam and i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn. |
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| 5. | cockblock | ||
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when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...
its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny...
-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. -emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight. -jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit... emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill... -emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart. -lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know. -emily: shieeeet meng -jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo. -killa: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY! -emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn... -jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard? -emily: fo sho -jay and emily: one. -killa: for real i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn. |
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| 6. | guy drama | ||
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1) They are cockblocks.
2) They don't listen when you speak. 3) They break up with you but they still expect action. 4) They call/msg/text you at the most inconvenient times. 5) They lie about their whereabouts. 6) They call you when they're drunk/high. 7) They are so possessive. 8) They are always ready to kick another guy's ass just because he looked at one of their boys funny. 9) They think that staring is polite. 10) They sleep around yet they expect their wives to be virgins. You're friend is such a cockblock...ugh! Such guy drama
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| 7. | kaushblock | ||
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The act of cockblocking oneself.
The personal cockblock. |
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