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According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.
"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons
by Ku Genin June 09, 2003
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the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person
That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army
by Ha2master September 04, 2005
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the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth
number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...
by Mung February 19, 2004
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A less commonly heard insult, generally used when someone has made a mistake or caused some misfortune for someone else.
Oh you backstabbing cock bite!
by Tucker May 01, 2004
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n. A general insult to someone for any sort of situation in which you are annoyed with them.

A little note on the oragin of the word cockbite...

Cock Bite was first used in red vs blue, and the makers of this popular webseries (filmed in the halo maps) call their group rooster teeth.

Rooster = Cock, and Teeth = Bite.

From this, they created the insult Cock Bite from the name of their own company.

See Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue
Idiot! You just killed Church! Damn you Cock Bite!
by Aktopus December 07, 2004
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n. a bantering insult referring to supposed homosexual activity on the part of the recipient as the cause for less than acceptable performance, or blundering behavior.

Typically used between friends in one on one situations to express annoyance, it was also used in a more chiding manner in mixed company when the recipient had made some social blunder or said something stupid. Often used as a replacement for the subject's first name.

Contrary to popular belief, this term was originally coined in the late 1970's and was used primarily by adolescent boys prior to their discovery in later grades that a continual use of gender preference based slang terms tended to prompt the listening audience (girls) to question the users own gender preference...

Surfacing generations later in popular media and as a call back to past cultural references, this and many other archaic terms are often given erroneous origins, which could be prevented by first checking it with your Old Man before posting it online...
1. "If you weren't such a cock bite, we'd have been on that bus now headed for the game with Jennifer - but You had to give James back his Atari 2600..."

2. "Hey, Cock Bite, you need two of those hats - one to shit in, and one to cover it up with...!"
by O-Owen February 18, 2008
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One who bites the big one; eats the weenie; puffs on the white owl; or other wise sucks. Sucks being the key concept, and the concept/word play, for it is both suck as in to apply suction to something (man meat for example), and also suck as in rots, stinks, is being an asshole, etc. Often said in a competitive, shiat talkin' situation such as playing FPS games. Can be used synonymously with asshole, but implies a certain pussy-ish quality to the assholes behavior.
"Stop pouring salt in my beer cockbite."
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"Ok, cockbites, who put the cat in the microwave?"
by Team Killing Fuktard July 13, 2003
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