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A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.
She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.
by manta July 30, 2003
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one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name of someone you hate or just feel like telling them something
dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge
by tiffy baby April 30, 2008
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1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.
1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!
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a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.
Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.
by eSt0r` April 09, 2004
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one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something
dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge
by lincolning April 30, 2008
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A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.
e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer
via giphy
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