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Talking out of your ass. Bullshit.
He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006
Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.
"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."
by Creedmoor October 11, 2004
Trifling; nearly valueless.
Bond, James Bond, told a cockamamie story.
by Ozzie August 21, 2003
1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have sexual intercourse with the dead widow of Dwight D. Eisenhower.
1) Invading Iraq was a cockamamie idea.

2) I wanna cockamamie but the best I can do is get a handjob from Ladybird Johnson.
by Polly Tiki January 18, 2005