| 22. | ph3n1x | ||
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depised by many network operators, feared by heterosexuals, loved by homosexuals and hated by arabians. This unloving, uncuddly, uncute, dirty, cock-sucking, vile, despiteful, child-molesting, man-raping, anus ravaging monster is known to be found on American OnLine chatting in #m4m in the public channels. its actions speak for themselves, its defintion can only be defined as a "neoxed". it is also known to ravage networks that cause him pain or out of impure stupidity and ignorance. Its decent of homosexual powers endowed by Richard Simmons is known to conquer virgin assholes without hesitation or regret. if you see this little monster, please report him immediately to an addictz oper! Yassoob: dude why are you being a total asshole!
browncow: because i can be, bcuz i am ur milk providing bitch and i demand to be milked, tits squeezed, ass slapped and cock gobbled! Yassoob: quit being such a ph3n1x, u god damn jew! |
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| 23. | jovan raices | ||
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1) ((LIAR)) and ((CHEATER))
2) dating a ((SKANK/HOOD-RAT)) like eleni letsou (also check out eleni letsou here on urban dictionary) 3) thinks he's cool cuz he's ((MEXICAN)) 4) thinks he's cool cuz he has ((GLASSES)) 5) ((CHEATS)) on all his girlfriends 6) makes that ((STUPID FACE)) when he thinks he's being slick (well guess what, he's not) 7) thinks he's totally ((SLICK)) 8) has ((MESSED UP)) teeth 9) likes to think he's a ((PIMP)) 10)ally holder's ((BITCH)) 11)calls his dick ((FRED)) Synonyms: fat ugly cheater liar cock sucker cock sucking mother fucker pussy bitch penis with ears mexican bitch mexican pussy bitch-ass liar the world's sloppy seconds ugly mother fucker 'this man has no penis' 'this man has a pussy' man whore dumb fuck dumb ass me: u cheated on me with ally!
jovan: that's disgusting! me: didn't stop you from being her fuck buddy before you started going out with me now did it?! jovan: ..... me: uh huh...BITCH!! go fuck yourself! jovan: .:walks away with nuttin to say like a lil pussy:. |
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| 24. | nu-metal | ||
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To me nu-metal is shit shit shit, and where doese that damn name come from, whatever, most of the time it is the line that seperates the metal from the rock whitch is a good thing we need a fuckin' line.
Ya get to heavy(Hatebreed, lamb of god and all those other bitch faced fagots) then it sucks, ya get to light (Creed, Nickelback and all those other cock sucking fucks) and you get to rappy (Limp Biskit, Linkin Park and all those other fucking moronic cock sucking fucks) then you have what is inbetween all whitch you call nu-metal witch is completly untrue, cuz there orginal, (there is not one band in the whole fucking world that sounds like KoRn (and that is a good thing, and if you don't like korn you can go fuck the mailman) and some fucknuts say that nirvana(the best band ever) is nu-metal well there just fucktards and then there is disturbed, they are not nu-metal there are just metal they don't even sound close to you 'nu-metal', they do solos, they can sing, they can play and they don't cry like a goddamned baby. and then there is Static-X whitch do zero of that crap you call 'nu-metal' it is simply 'new-metal' cause ozzy and his bitchs are 'metal' then the new music can be called music to goddamn it! "Nu-metal" bands:
1.Linkin Park 2.Fred Dirst(Limp Ass Dick Man) 3.and any other crappy ass band that calls them self "Nu-Metal" |
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| 25. | Broughton Girls | ||
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groups of fugly sluts who have been kicked out of sms, left sms, or just arent good enough to get into a nicer school.
2. They spread gossip in about 1.333 seconds, and are known for their bad reputations. 3. consist of skanks, whores, bitches, and straight up bust assed freak a leaks 4. bhs girls think they're the shit and can kick your ass. but really they're too messed up to do that because all they do is get fucked up 24/7 5. They try to talk shit about st marys girls...when really...they want to be one so badly 6. They are so cool..that they crap and piss on each others cars 7. They make straigh A's, then again sleeping with your teacher isnt that hard. 8. 1 in every 5 has either an STD, AIDS, or herpes 9. they think they are the shit...when they only smell like it... girl 1: hey why didnt any BHS girls get asked to queen of hearts?
boy 1: we didnt want to get SARS girl 1: did u hear bout that BHS ( bitch hor slut) girl that slept with her teacher? girl 2: nope...doesnt surprise me...shes a BHS girl....what a faggg ______________ woodberry guy 1: YOU DATE A BHS GIRL? woodberry guy 2: HELL NO...why wud i date a disgusting cock sucking std hor! you crazyyy _________________ BHS girl 1: i think i have herpes BHS girl 2: dont worry...your not alonee __________________ BHS guy 1: man these bhs girls are such whores....but hey those st marys girls are mighty fine...and they dont talk trash at all! BHS guy 2: yeah....those sms girls are fine...i wish we didnt have to be here with these old dirrty trollups...these bhs girls are by far the ugliest freak a leaks.... BHS guy 1: amen |
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| 26. | salty ass dog | ||
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The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better. Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!
Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass! |
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| 27. | asshole | ||
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some punk ass cock sucking bastard mother fucker who talks through his pansy ass and doesnt have the bollucks to get an erection without viagra. The loser son of a bitch wanker often doesnt live very long. That fucking queer down the street is such a fucking asshole, he caught me banging his mom.
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| 28. | dirty vazquez | ||
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1. To leave a mark of a dirty ass on furniture while having sex.
2. Act of leaving a shit moustache and beard on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest all araound her mouth in a moustache and beard configuration. (kinda like a Dirty Sanchez but with the beard included) 3. Act of sucking someones dirty ass. when that someone removes his face of the ass the result is again a moustache and beard configuration of shit. 1. She didn't wiped her ass properly and left a Dirty Vazquez on the couch.
2. I fucked that bitch in the ass and then gave her a Dirty Vazquez. 3. Chuck was giving Jeny A Black Kiss and got a Dirty Vazquez. |
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