| 15. | Passive Dick Sucking | ||
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Doing your boss's bitch work, and other people's bitch work ordered by your boss, in hopes of the boss getting kudos from upper management. The IT Department's Passive Dick Sucking got the boss major kudos on hitting the projected numbers.
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| 16. | Michael Titus | ||
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1)A cock-sucking fagot ass bitch who goes to Riverside High School in the bull city. 2) A very small cock 3) A scrub ass lacrosse player 1) "Have you heard about Michael Titus?"
"Nah, whats up?" "He's a cock sucker" 2)"Did you have sex with Michael Titus?" "NO WAY! He showed me his dick one time and the poor little thing is only like 2 inches long!" "Oh damn, is he 6 years old?!" 3) "Look at him! He just busted his ass trying to pick up a ground ball." "dude what a scrub" "yeah man he just pulled a michael titus" |
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| 17. | waterboarding | ||
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to ram ones cock down a girls throat going balls deep while she slams a huge dildo in her pussy and when you are about to cum you shoot the load down her throat not letting her breath werent you waterboarding that bitch last night
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| 18. | Drive-By Shouting | ||
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The instant in which a person passing you on the road yells insults or profanities for the duration of time you can hear them. Suzie (The Drive-By Shouting Initiator): Your cock-sucking bitch ass can go to hell! i hate you! Ass hole!
Mike: :O |
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| 19. | Justin Bieber | ||
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A cock sucking fagot who thinks he can sing, but he can't at all. All of his songs go "ooh baby, ooh baby" and the only reason he is probably saying that is cause he is getting ass fucked. He is one of the worst things ever to happen to music along with The Naked Brothers Band, Hannah Montana (whore), Big Time Rush (more like big flaming fagots) and almost everything else from Disney or Nickelodeon. Dumbass Girl: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?
Guy: Oh you mean the cock sucking fagot? Dumbass Girl: No the cutest guy ever! Guy: Your a fucking retarded bitch. |
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| 20. | Michael Bisping | ||
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An English MMA fighter who currently fights in the UFC. He is an arrogant cocky asshole who talks like he has a 12 inch cock in his mouth and fights like he has one in his ass. After talking much shit to a highly respectable Dan Henderson on the TUF show, Bisping got KTFO by Dan in the finale. Bisping can be summed up in 3 words. Pussy.Bitch.Faggot Michael Bisping talks so funny because he always has a ginormous Pringles can sized cock spraying buckets full of jizz in his mouth at all times.
Dan Henderson hit Bisping so hard he did the unthinkable. He knocked the cock out of Bispings mouth. This was previously deemed impossible because Michael sucks dick so hard no one thought it was possible to remove the cock from his mouth. Michael Bisping is a Cum guzzling pussy bitch that couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Michael Bisping cuts weight by sucking so many cocks so hard that he actually burns 2000 calories per hour. It is amazing that Michael Bisping has the energy to work out on a semen only diet. But he does ingest about 50,000 calories of jizz daily. Michael Bisping likes to eat his trainging partners sweaty assholes after practice. |
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| 21. | ph3n1x | ||
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depised by many network operators, feared by heterosexuals, loved by homosexuals and hated by arabians. This unloving, uncuddly, uncute, dirty, cock-sucking, vile, despiteful, child-molesting, man-raping, anus ravaging monster is known to be found on American OnLine chatting in #m4m in the public channels. its actions speak for themselves, its defintion can only be defined as a "neoxed". it is also known to ravage networks that cause him pain or out of impure stupidity and ignorance. Its decent of homosexual powers endowed by Richard Simmons is known to conquer virgin assholes without hesitation or regret. if you see this little monster, please report him immediately to an addictz oper! Yassoob: dude why are you being a total asshole!
browncow: because i can be, bcuz i am ur milk providing bitch and i demand to be milked, tits squeezed, ass slapped and cock gobbled! Yassoob: quit being such a ph3n1x, u god damn jew! |
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