Cockwaffle a term used to describe a mans penis which has been inserted into a waffle iron. Thus making his cock a waffle.
Usually this happens when either a man acidentally falls onto the table he was making his breakfast waffles while naked and waffles his own penis. Or in other instances it happens when the male is a huge douchebag and a female realizes this and decides when he says he wants waffles bitch she takes it opon herself to cockwaffle him.
by Biii7CH June 03, 2010
what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.

Or,

Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.

Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.

Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"

"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
by Prof. PILF October 09, 2009
Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.
Frank Catalanotto is a Cockwaffle.
by DrewAlmighty October 16, 2006
A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.
You are such a cockwaffle.
by Ben December 22, 2004
a fat homosexual who has a small penis
Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle
by Steven Ober June 26, 2003

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