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5.
Neither a cock] nor waffle], a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery].
Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle]
by Eric Lander September 10, 2008
 
1.
A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
by too-many-grouchy-people September 16, 2007
 
2.
Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.
Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.
by *Patches* September 13, 2005
 
3.
a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .
by RedddlyGREYyyyy January 26, 2011
 
4.
A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere
Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms
by John Waffels May 01, 2008
 
6.
1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.
1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."
by Jack Stephans March 17, 2014
 
7.
Cockwaffle a term used to describe a mans penis which has been inserted into a waffle iron. Thus making his cock a waffle.
Usually this happens when either a man acidentally falls onto the table he was making his breakfast waffles while naked and waffles his own penis. Or in other instances it happens when the male is a huge douchebag and a female realizes this and decides when he says he wants waffles bitch she takes it opon herself to cockwaffle him.
by Biii7CH June 03, 2010