Splinter Cock
Splinter Cock by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004
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Cock Splitter
You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES
Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
Cock Splitter by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019
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cocksplinter
A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020
lanky-smokestack cocksplitter
a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
lanky-smokestack cocksplitter by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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