A splint or similar device used to suspend a damaged penis.
"I was doing her in the butt, then she clenched and now I'm in this cocksling, story of my life man, story of my life.
by LOL April 05, 2003
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Top Definition
to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!
by dave kadden April 16, 2008
A strap that holds the cock and balls in place, perfect for the first date in case of an unwanted boner making its debut. Often the cocksling is just the waistband of the pants. One must be careful with a cocksling, if they are careless with it and end up with an erection, and inevitably they will cream themselves
Person 1: "I just met Annie, we're going on our first date tomorrow!"
Person 2: "Don't forget your cocksling this time."
Person 1: "But last time I came in my boxers!! :("
Person 2: "Did the date notice at all?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "Exactly. Bring a cocksling."
by Ew! January 24, 2015
A sling for one's broken or fractured cock.
Damn! Not again. Where's that cock sling.
by bluntman and chronic cam June 19, 2006

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