The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!

Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*

Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!

Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........
Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.
by pippy longfstockings September 07, 2006
The act of throwing your penis at one's face after the act of a Blow Job
Dude I just cummed in her mouth, took the fucker out and Cock Slapped that bitch.
by Zac James June 01, 2004
when you slap a annoying girl with you dick
hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard
by tickdick December 03, 2014
When a soldier in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II kill someone with a Knife.
I am going to cock slap him. I must sneak up on him and stab him, he is "cockslapped!"
by njt0900 January 16, 2010
to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.
guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
by sgrDD March 18, 2008
When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:
"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"
by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010

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