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The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.
"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"
by Chris Ioakim December 11, 2006
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To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.
After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).
by Johnnay June 01, 2003
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Verb. To induce or cause a smack to the face with a penis of abnormal size
He was quick to avoid that cockslap
by Thebloodyjew December 05, 2007
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to strike someone in the face with your trouser snake.
i cock slapped that dumb bitch cause she didnt make me a sandwich
by SHOCKER March 19, 2005
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The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.
Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!
by Cockslappin' since '94 May 18, 2010
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in many porn vidoes, when a male beats the chick with his penis
uhhh yeah oh yeah! eat that bitch!
*nik likes it on the face*
*slap slap*
by Ice&Mer May 13, 2003
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verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body
Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!
by Dick Chase September 26, 2009
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