by richard taylor April 25, 2003
Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
by Johnny Hops May 5, 2005
puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!
by xphilcf297x July 14, 2009
Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
by Figleaf23 June 17, 2007
When asked if he needed a good cockpunch, President Bush replied, "No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now."
by Downtown Red August 2, 2004
A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.
Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"
Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"
Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"
Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"
Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"
Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
by Ross March 15, 2005
"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com
"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com
"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com
by j December 3, 2004