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Sam, you cockmunch
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1) noun. a homosexual or annoying person.
2) verb. to eat penis, perhaps for a living.
1) Jimmy was such a cock-munch that he decided to buy 500 swedish gurkins.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.
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noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem
Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.
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Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
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a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.
by bitchassniggahoe September 10, 2011
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when you get your weener stuck in your zipper
ahhh my weener is in my zipper
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