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7.
when you get your weener stuck in your zipper
ahhh my weener is in my zipper
by EROCK February 02, 2003
 
1.
muncher of the cock.
by christopher September 18, 2003
 
2.
For one to be a rampant homosexual
Sam, you cockmunch
by Lewis March 17, 2003
 
3.
1) noun. a homosexual or annoying person.
2) verb. to eat penis, perhaps for a living.
1) Jimmy was such a cock-munch that he decided to buy 500 swedish gurkins.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.
by ollie bum fucker February 21, 2004
 
4.
noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem
Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
 
5.
a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.
Ryan is such a cockmunch!
by bitchassniggahoe September 10, 2011
 
6.
someone or something that nibbles on the male gential.
Wow, that guy is such a cock-munch.
I saw that cock-munch on a webcam last night
by DoctaGdawghizzy April 11, 2006