one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.
that darren guy, he's quite the cock monkey.

by wontonballs July 04, 2007
The person that does work generally of a non-intellectual type.

Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.
Why would I do that cock-monkey work? It doesn't pay for shit.
by IHC2007 August 04, 2007
1. A person whom when see's or touches cock, starts acting like a horny monkey, making monkey sounds and jumping around
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot
1. My brother is a goddamn cock monkey, he really loves cock.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.
by Shit Forest November 27, 2006
A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.
Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).
by Pope M August 21, 2007
cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head
you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?
by tony February 23, 2005

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