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one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009
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One who eats cock for lunch, or, performs fellatio on males quite frequently.
1."Hey Cocklunch!!"
2."Steve, you're such a freakin cocklunch!"
3."I do declare Beatrice, pardon my rudeness, but you are quite the cocklunch!"
by camdaddy November 30, 2004
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A great insult mentioned by producers of the American Pie movies.
Go eat a cock lunch you fag.
by Jimmy Jackson June 04, 2005
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An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".
"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."
by -Wig. September 30, 2007
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