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"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"
by Modernartmasterpiece October 24, 2006
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the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
by slapmeat July 29, 2003
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US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"
by goodcop8 October 27, 2007
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N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage
by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003
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1) The mouth of any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.). (usually derrogatory)
2) any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.).
1) Hey, shut yer cockholster.
2) Hey, cockholster! Shut yer cockholster.
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Having sex so much that there is a dick in you more often than anything else. It in there so much that you are really no more than a holster for someones cock.
I hear that she's a real slut, that cockholster.
by Gerald Duval, Compositeur February 05, 2003
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whore, slut, a girl who uses her vagina as a holster for a cock.
"That girl gets around. She's such a cock holster!"
by KrisDee October 13, 2007
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