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One who enjoys munching or consuming cock. Any cock will do, but if this individual is a ballwasher (see definition) then they now will only gobble high dollar cock (ie bosses, managers, corporate people) Usually these individuals have no other motivation other then liking cock to be a cockgobbler.
"Jared is such a cockgobbling ballwasher. All he does all day is wash and gobble."
by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004
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This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.

Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.
Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...
by Chief Slapaho June 03, 2013
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One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.
You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"
by pstage May 13, 2008
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During the course of fellatio, a normal person would typically get the man's penis about half way in their mouth, but however, cock gobblers are one of the very few people, able to fit the entire erection inside of their mouth.
Person 1: Hey Steve, did you see Andrea at the reunion last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! She took my huge thing down like a cock gobbler!
Person 1: DAYUM NIGGA!!!
by Yusahkadahpehnis December 21, 2012
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One with an insatiable penchant for performing oral sex on a man. Best used to deride another person who's really, really irritating.
"Tim sure is a massive cock gobbler."
by M. James August 15, 2003
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(1) n. a person who during high school is an ass kissing, suck up. But when they get to college they go buckwild and gobble cock(s).
1. Person 1: Who's that chic over there goin buckwild?
Person 2: Oh, that's just that cockgobbler Nancy Thai
Person 1: I heard she was an ass kisser in highschool.
Person 2: She was, but now she is a crazy cockgobbler.
Person 1: WHOOOOO! GET IT COCKGOBBLER!!!
by Ahhh Cock Gobbrah November 01, 2008
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One who gobbles cock, either for fun or simply for the semen.
Jay_Are is such a cockgobbler!
by Jay_Are October 27, 2009
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