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When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton
God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block
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Emilee Bick and Pearl Boyette
Dude I kept trying to hook up with Tracy but these girls kept being being a Emilee Bick and a pearl Boyette when and cock block me
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When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you
Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me
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A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.
Travis zellers is a cock block
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Cock block a guy messing things up for another guy with a girl because he's likes her
My so called friend lee cock blocked me the other day. he really messed things up with Emma just because he likes her too
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Your Parents, If you're Indian.
My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin
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The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 16, 2011
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