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1.
A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.
Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.
by Big Indian July 17, 2003
 
2.
A horribly degrading insult.
Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*
by Vineet December 01, 2003
 
3.
A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch
by Sand E. Titties March 16, 2008
 
4.
To shiza in your mouf!!!!
Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.
by shiza in your mouf June 17, 2003
 
5.
Vineet Ghordhandas.
Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?
by Chris and Peter November 21, 2003