what my wife is allergic to..... or seems to be anyway
My wife won't give me any pussy. I think she's allergic to cock.
#dick #penis #junk #peter #magic stick
by B-Ran82 January 17, 2011

1. Penis
2. Used for pleasure
3. Big giant thing between my legs
4. What girls (and some guys) suck
5. Rooster
"That cock felt so good!"
" My Cock is 8 inches"
"She sucked my cock"
"We ate cock for dinner"
#cock #penis #dick #wang #rooster
by Suckmy8incherpleasuregiver March 13, 2008
The Very Erect Usually 9-12 Inch Penis, Which Women/Men Like to Refer to as Cocks when talking dirty, To arouse the male.
Female/male: Stick that Nice Hard Thick Cock Into me and Just go at it!
#cock #penis #dick #shaft #member
by Doctor Cum June 25, 2010
1. The male reproductive organ
2. A male chicken
3. A popular slang word for "cool" in the early 70's
1. Rock out with your cock out
2. Ol McDonald had a farm ey ei ey ei oh and on that farm he had a cock ey ei ey ei oh with a qwack qwack here and a qwack there here a qwack there a qwack everywhere a qwack qwack
3. (Quote from my mom's old yearbook)"To a really cute cock gal"
by Kait[lyn] July 20, 2005
Slang term for a penis.
Suck my cock and make all that white stuff come out!
#penis #hotdog #magicstick #horn #dildo
by 9SuPaStAr9 March 14, 2008
Another word for Penis, usually used as a slang when talking dirty. Mostly used by gutter-slappers and pornstars.

The word was never really that cool and lost any remaining substance when it was pathetically used by the loser poor excuse for a human, who exploited mi lil friend Paris Hilton in the unauthorised movie

Origin - The word cock was derived back in the day when everyone had a chook pen in their backyard. When the chickens awoke to the morning light, they would go 'cock-a-doodle-do'. This (depending on the amount of alcohol consumed the night before) would co-incide with the male morning glory. Thus, the word cock and the word doodle were coined as the new names for all the young fella's who live downstairs.
get your cock out of my face...i am trying to watch tv
#penis #percy #willy #john thomas #one eyed trouser snake #budgy #piece of pork #wife's best friend.
by VICKI KARMA March 12, 2006
1. noun. Male reproductive organ.
2. noun. A male chicken. Rooster.
3. noun. An unpleasant or mean person. "he's a cock"
4. verb. To behave in a cocky manner. ex. "to cock off"
5. verb. To mock, tease, harass, annoy, parody, deride, ridicule, jest or otherwise make fun of another. To give one a hard time. To pull one's leg. ex. "Are you serious or just cocking me?"
6. verb. To prepare something for use. especially a gun.
7. An expression of displeasure at a situation, used similarly as "shoot," "crap," or "dammit".
8. noun. In some localities used as a reference to a females genitalia as well, thus making it a gender neutral slang for reproductive organs.
9. Adjective. Sometimes used to describe the elite characteristic of a particular item or group of items. ex. "That car is cock" or "That car is THE cock"
1. She kicked him in the cock.
2. There's a cock in the henhouse.
3. That guy cut me off, what a cock!
4. He was cocking off so I punched him.
5. Jim cocked Dwight.
6. He cocked the gun before firing.
7. Cock! I dropped my pencil.
8. She kicked her in the cock.
9. Those rims are totally cock bro!
#penis #joke #jerk #chicken #rooster
by bluesizzle February 19, 2009
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