The Best thing ever
I love to ride suck and fondle his big fat delicious cock
by CumlovingWhore October 17, 2010
that giant animal that lives between my legs.
oh my god, put that thing in a cage!
what, are you talking about my cock?
by Cheese-Changer March 10, 2009
The shortened name for the University of South Carolina Mascot, the Gamecock.
Phrase often heard at South Carolina football games: U-S-C Goo Cocks!
by Kbennett November 30, 2005
long hard and filled with alot of semen
Amanda sucked my cock last night while i was eating rice.
by ??? November 16, 2003
Another word for Penis, usually used as a slang when talking dirty. Mostly used by gutter-slappers and pornstars.

The word was never really that cool and lost any remaining substance when it was pathetically used by the loser poor excuse for a human, who exploited mi lil friend Paris Hilton in the unauthorised movie

Origin - The word cock was derived back in the day when everyone had a chook pen in their backyard. When the chickens awoke to the morning light, they would go 'cock-a-doodle-do'. This (depending on the amount of alcohol consumed the night before) would co-incide with the male morning glory. Thus, the word cock and the word doodle were coined as the new names for all the young fella's who live downstairs.
get your cock out of my face...i am trying to watch tv
by VICKI KARMA March 12, 2006
Short for shuttlecock, another name for a badminton birdie.
Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
by Nicholas D June 27, 2008
What you say when food falls off of your plate and onto the floor.
Cock! That's the second Tostitos Pizza Roll that I've dropped because I'm such a fucking klutz and don't know how to eat!
by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

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