When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.
by legless February 14, 2006
When 4 or more people gather together in a social setting e.g. a local Swimming Pool, and each person or couple make their own cocktail and they all get extremely inebriated.
Not to be taken literally, due to one account of a Stoke-on-Trent woman, where a member of the cock'o'clock group accidently presented their genitalia.
Not to be taken literally, due to one account of a Stoke-on-Trent woman, where a member of the cock'o'clock group accidently presented their genitalia.
Sitting by a Swimming Pool in the South of France and the local Caravan owners provide cocktails for eachother. Therefore this is Cock Time.
by RiveDuLoup June 19, 2011
A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.
"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
by Waterproofclad April 9, 2012
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
by tittyboner169 February 24, 2010
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