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1. cock-tard
Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.
"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"
"Get out of it. Cock tard
by Kaiser Sma Apr 5, 2005 add a video
2. cock-tard
Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).
I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.
by Zac C May 17, 2005 add a video
3. /b/tard
One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.
"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."
4. /b/tard
One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.
"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."

5. fuck-tard
Someone who thinks about sex to the point of losing credibility on any other subject.
Can't we stop for a minute and plan our future? All you ever want to do is have sex, you FUCK-TARD !
6. tool-ism
The act of being a tool, or a douche bag/cock master 7000 type person.
"Dennis stop being a cock balls, ur practicing tool-ism rite now!"
7. fagtardmuffin
a fag first of all is a homosexual person, while a fag muffin is an emensly homosexual person, however a fagtardmuffin is an emensly retarded gay homosexual who sucks horse cock, and gets boned in the ass by dogs and pigs etc. while being 19 years old and failing kindergarden sped classes
fagtardmuffin: can u help me?? me: with what? fagtardmuffin: i need help tying my shoes( is 25 years old) i forgot how again and im late, i need to suck dog cock now. me: *kills him*
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