| 1. | ass up cock tail party | ||
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suprisingly similiar to a british tea party. these partys usually consist of a wide variety of people normally from in or around your neihborhood. All getting together for a couple of hours. party consist of massive amounts of alchol(beer, wine, and mixed drinks). Every body is getting freak nasty in the corner, by the pool, maybe even on your couch, god forbid on your bed. but this has been known to occur. The sexual act of choice is the ass up, cock out approach in which the guy procedes to fuck the female from behind. when everyone is good and ready or your party is being broken up by the cops because you ended up fucking your neighbors wife. caught in mid stride by the jeolous husband. you and your neighbors go each your own way. until the next ass up cock tail party. holy shit last nights ass up cock tail party was fucked up. i didnt know that bitch was my neighbors wife. but i got to give it to her she can ride a dick like nobodys buisness.
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| 2. | Cocktail Party | ||
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When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score. Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..
Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng? Both: Cocktail Party!!! |
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| 3. | british tea party | ||
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the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws. for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum
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| 4. | cock block | ||
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Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky. When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK!!!!!!
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| 5. | Penis Colada | ||
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A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner. Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!
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| 6. | bogey on my tail | ||
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an ugly chick who follows you around, speaking to and flirting with you both blatantly and incessantly, thus blocking your cock in the worst way possible. douche 1 "dood, i'm never gonna get laid with this bogey on my tail."
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association." disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point. |
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| 7. | cocktail party | ||
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"Private Long, if you don't shut what I call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight!"--Drill Sergeant
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