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12.
Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.

Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.

John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.

- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.

Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
by Rodney Y November 28, 2005
 
1.
To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.
If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.
by Jimmy January 23, 2003
 
2.
Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline
"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"
by Elliot May 27, 2005
 
3.
When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) scope of management authority.
Joe tried to give the attractive new receptionist a tour around the office, but his supervisor cock smacked him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
by Werewolf Mike May 28, 2008
 
4.
When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.
Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.

Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).

Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box
by Ryan Brockman January 12, 2006
 
5.
when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .
mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did
by georgie porgie cum in your eye January 22, 2012
 
6.
1. The greatest death metal band to come out of Oklahoma.

2. The people who run this website.
I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.
by Obamatang May 28, 2010
 
7.
An idiot, who is the cock which is to be smacked among ones face.
"Jimmy, quit be a cocksmack and get out of shotgun, I called it."
by earn7 November 19, 2008