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1. cock shock
A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.
It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.
by Anthem Mar 18, 2003 add a video
2. cock shock
When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.
I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?
3. cock shock
being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.
the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked
4. cock shock
verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
5. Cock Shock
A sexually act where a male hooks his penis up to a car battery. Once the clamps are on securely, an associate will then start up the car and rev the engine sending several thousand volts of electricity down the partner's scrotum. Usually done in a drunken act or out of pure boredom.
Tom: Hey Fred guess what happened to me last night?!
Fred: Did you get laid finally?
Tom: NO! I got cock shocked! Now I have erectile dysfunction!
6. Cock Shock
While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
7. cock shock
when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.
"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."
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