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1.
A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.
It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.
by Anthem March 18, 2003
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2.
When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.
I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?
by Bromski March 05, 2008
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3.
being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.
the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked
by m0n1ng September 14, 2009
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4.
verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
by JW75 March 29, 2013
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5.
When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?

Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.

Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
by Mrbridge December 18, 2013
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6.
The feeling of uneasiness associated with rushing into sex.

When you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it's like, "whoa, I got cockshocked".

This person may be someone you've just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.

It leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.

Both your body and spirit will be shaken.
"I got cockshocked by Mick".

"I'm feeling freaky with my cockshock".

"Bro, tu meke cockshock".
by Cockshocker October 01, 2010
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7.
A sexually act where a male hooks his penis up to a car battery. Once the clamps are on securely, an associate will then start up the car and rev the engine sending several thousand volts of electricity down the partner's scrotum. Usually done in a drunken act or out of pure boredom.
Tom: Hey Fred guess what happened to me last night?!
Fred: Did you get laid finally?
Tom: NO! I got cock shocked! Now I have erectile dysfunction!
by TESTICLETWISTER December 07, 2011
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