"That ho is such an angel...she let me HALO her 'til her entire head was covered in my jizz!"

or

Man: "Baby, will you be my beautiful angel tonight?"
Ho: "Of course...I love you!"
Man proceeds to ejaculate excessively on ho's head and says, "God's cock made you an angel tonight, bitch!"

Jordan walked home into her apartment one night. She had only one roommate, who's name was Amy. Amy had only been living with Jordan for about a week. Jordan knew about now that when she came from work, Amy was at the bar, or at a sex addict meeting. But weirdly, the television in one of the bedrooms was blaring with some late night porn. As she neared the room, she heard a moaning. Opening the door, she found Amy fully naked in the dark, stroking her pussy with a bottle of beer in her hand. It seemed that alot of beer bottles were on the floor. She took the bottle from Amy and put it to her lips, and it tasted like cum!

"Baby, save some of that action for me." Jordan cooed, turning around to put away her briefcase and to change.

"No, bitch." Amy immediately responded, getting up from the bed. She took the back of Jordan's blouse and turned her around, kissing her lips.

Jordan parted her lips to french Amy, and they played around with their tongues. Finally, Amy pushed Jordan to the door, though they still frenched each other.

Jordan responded with an, "Ugh?!", while Amy slowly unbuttoned the blouse. Jordan's black lace bra was taken off, and even the skirt slid to the floor. All Jordan was wearing was a lace thong.

"Been waitin' for me, huh, Jori?" Amy said when they stopped kissing.

"Mhmmm." Then, Amy started kissing down her body, licking around her nipple once she got to her boobs. Jordan started moaning, and when Amy took off her thong, she started moaning loude...

I tried to turn him on by rubbing his cock, but I was so tired it was actually just a "courtesy rub"

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

Guy 1: I just got my dick sucked!

Guy 2: Nah you didn't. That bitch Super Necked you. Fuckin' dumbass.

when i got home from work, my gf answered the door. the said "hello" in a really sexy tone of voice. she had no cloths on. My dick started to curve towards her, ready to achieve maximum penetration. She led me to the bedroom where she threw herself down on the bed and lifted up her legs. She had shaved it. I stared at the wet, throbbing, pink pussy, and immediately started to eat it away. she screamed pleasureably "oh, yes, OH YES! EAT AWAY AT IT SOOO HAARRDD!!!!" I licked, nibbled and strokes her expoed cunt. I kept this up for about five minutes while the whole time my cock was in her mouth in a 69. She twrilled her tongue around my cock, while i was deep-throating her, shoving it in and out of her mouth so good. Then, i turned around, lifter her legs higher, and dove in. It was heaven. my throbbing cock rubbing to fucking awesomely on her pussy wall. she was groaning so so hard. I started to speed up. in and out and in and out. her moist shaved clitoris look ready to explode. then, i threw my hands into the mess as well. About five minutes into that hardcore fuckfest, i came. hard. it sprayed her mouth. hy fists clenches, and i closed my eyes. it was so good. she let me sparay her face and mouth, then she took the last bit of it off of my cock and swallowed it. it ended with a hard-ass rocking hand job. Best. Night. Ever.

Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf