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To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner. I cock punched her in the face.
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A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals. He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.
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1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!" Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
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The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.
It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion. Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum
Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH! protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch |
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something Bono should get familiar with when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.
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This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage. Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?
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When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force. "Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho "Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch |
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