Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.
Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!
#one eyed monster #scrotum pole #unwanted erection #angry chink #limp dick
by John and Derek June 22, 2006
Top Definition
(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.
Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.
by Ali T April 08, 2003
(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
by exactly April 03, 2003
(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!
#cockmonster #cock #monster #protein #thief #nasty #beast
by cm victim January 06, 2008
A chick who loves to suck cock. More than anything. She is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.
Man I was with a real Cock-Monster last night. She gobbled it down like nothing I've ever had before.
#cock #monster #blow-job #oral #sex
by moonstar73 October 04, 2006
A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.
Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster
#cock monster #chicken head #rooster #donnie #queer
by Lifeofriley55 April 04, 2011
45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.
Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.
by Richard Stiffrod January 07, 2004
A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.
Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!
by Amanada G. thats right Amanda G! January 29, 2003
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