Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is
When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"
by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 13, 2008
When two guys rub their penises against each other until one party reaches orgasm. Restrictions: 1.no hands allowed 2.first one to climax wins
Ace gave Gary a cock job. Ace won.
by LeeB March 15, 2006
When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.
I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.
by MarieRamsey October 29, 2005
of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.
when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.
by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009
Derogatory term used as an insult.

Does not usually refer to any particular sexual act taking place as previously stated,but merely refers to someone being perceived as someone who masturbates,simply for purposes of an insult be it truth or complete fiction.

Can also be used with sexual reference although there are more suitable words,namely: handjob/wankjob

May also used light-heartedly between mates basically meaning dumbass

Its a broadly used word and shouldn't be perceived as any particular meaning and should not be taken too seriously,chances are if someone calls you one,they are fooling around calling u a dumbass/wally,to actually insult someone to their face with this would make you look foolish,therefore it is usually used in reference to a person when talking about them to others.

I believe one of the previous definitions refers to hand job, the other is some gay ritual which i believe the less we know the better.

Similar words: idiot, fool, dickhead, moron, dumbass, tosser, handjob, wankjob
Passive insult: Tom's some cock job,isn't he?

Active insult: I'm gonna kill ya,u little f*cking cock job (insulter gets laughed at by everyone within shouting distance)

Light-heartedly: You're some cock job man!

Sexual reference: She gave me one killer cock job man!
by NutOff June 16, 2006
(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, shit-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.
1. That cockjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren't there!

2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
by Mark Lenington March 17, 2004
when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.
i got the greatest cock job from this chick
by dude September 07, 2003

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