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when you put a sock stuffed with cotton balls over your dick and then beat off. then you throw it a the ceiling and they stick. From new hampsha
John , you got a cock hoody, my ceiling fan is wicked dirty. You see little louie ovah there in english class trying out his cock hoody? it was wicked funny i tell yah what.
by yourmomwaswickedtight March 22, 2011

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