15
In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown
I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!
by T November 30, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
16
1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)
1. I love my little cock goblin.
2. Wow, Jessica is such a cock goblin!
by Hoffman, Hoffbeast January 27, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
17
a homosexual, in particular, a gay man.
you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!
by sogracefullyunaware April 25, 2007
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
18
when trading and you have a sizable profit under your belt, the cockgoblin is the small green/grey freak who will gobble your profits and your dignity in the blink of an eye...
"That fuck Trichet has started speaking, and the cockgoblin has has stolen my money.... fuck you cockgoblin"

"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."

(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"
by windy miller May 04, 2006
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
19
when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin
DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin
by jesus March 18, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
20
Came into use in the early 2000s; originating in the midwest, by a cockney bastard; must be spoken in a high-pitched voice; usually address a male, often times any member of the 1994 Chicago Blackhawks.
Can be a noun or a verb: Goddamnit Belfour, you fucking cockgoblin, make a goddamn save!

Jesus, Goulet sure is cockgobblin' it up around the net tonight.
by GoBlues July 03, 2004
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
21
plural:cockgobblins. def:
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
Guy 1: "yeah bro, I haven't showered in a few days its so gnardcore."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
by browneyedhurl February 01, 2009
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush