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15.
1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)
1. I love my little cock goblin.
2. Wow, Jessica is such a cock goblin!
by Hoffman, Hoffbeast January 27, 2008
 
16.
plural:cockgobblins. def:
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
Guy 1: "yeah bro, I haven't showered in a few days its so gnardcore."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
by browneyedhurl February 01, 2009
 
17.
a homosexual, in particular, a gay man.
you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!
by sogracefullyunaware April 25, 2007
 
18.
Came into use in the early 2000s; originating in the midwest, by a cockney bastard; must be spoken in a high-pitched voice; usually address a male, often times any member of the 1994 Chicago Blackhawks.
Can be a noun or a verb: Goddamnit Belfour, you fucking cockgoblin, make a goddamn save!

Jesus, Goulet sure is cockgobblin' it up around the net tonight.
by GoBlues July 03, 2004
 
19.
In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown
I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!
by T November 30, 2004
 
20.
daneel niggle berries
being yoshi in supa smah
let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin
by snowmanms10 September 13, 2010
 
21.
when trading and you have a sizable profit under your belt, the cockgoblin is the small green/grey freak who will gobble your profits and your dignity in the blink of an eye...
"That fuck Trichet has started speaking, and the cockgoblin has has stolen my money.... fuck you cockgoblin"

"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."

(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"
by windy miller May 04, 2006