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when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor
Last night, I had such a bad cock fumble that I needed to change my pants.
by I Need Velcro November 16, 2010