| 1. | cock throb | ||
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The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse hay julie i have 'cock throb'
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| 2. | Black Monster Cock 4 | ||
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Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;) I love jacking off to the new Black Monster Cock 4!
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| 3. | monkey fucking | ||
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A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight
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| 4. | Michael Bisping | ||
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An English MMA fighter who currently fights in the UFC. He is an arrogant cocky asshole who talks like he has a 12 inch cock in his mouth and fights like he has one in his ass. After talking much shit to a highly respectable Dan Henderson on the TUF show, Bisping got KTFO by Dan in the finale. Bisping can be summed up in 3 words. Pussy.Bitch.Faggot Michael Bisping talks so funny because he always has a ginormous Pringles can sized cock spraying buckets full of jizz in his mouth at all times.
Dan Henderson hit Bisping so hard he did the unthinkable. He knocked the cock out of Bispings mouth. This was previously deemed impossible because Michael sucks dick so hard no one thought it was possible to remove the cock from his mouth. Michael Bisping is a Cum guzzling pussy bitch that couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Michael Bisping cuts weight by sucking so many cocks so hard that he actually burns 2000 calories per hour. It is amazing that Michael Bisping has the energy to work out on a semen only diet. But he does ingest about 50,000 calories of jizz daily. Michael Bisping likes to eat his trainging partners sweaty assholes after practice. |
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| 5. | martian cock | ||
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Also known as the Martian wein or the double jerk off it is a mode of distraction favored by many New Jersey dwelling beirut players Frat boy: I was dropping mad buckets until that Jersey trash showed us the Martian cock.
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| 6. | repeater | ||
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The male equivalent to a multiple orgasm / squirter / cummer in the female. The male cums more than once in the same fuck, sometimes rapidly - giving the impression of a very much longer than usual jet of hot cum, without losing the erection or resting. The fuck can change position; i.e hand, tits, mouth, ass, pussy, feet, more than one sex partner at the same time etc with hot jets of cum all the way through sex. Even right upto the end! "A good hard cock and I'll cum buckets but Jeff was something else - an endless stream of hot salty cum. I've landed myself a repeater! Yum, Yum!! I know what I want for lunch!"
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| 7. | Creampuff | ||
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When you cum in your respective others ass and when you pull your cock out of said hole, you hear a puff of air at the same time you see the cream. I was pounding my girls ass visicously when i came in buckets. as my cock was pulled from her ass, i was witness to my first ever creampuff.
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