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Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her. 1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.
2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home. |
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| 2. | Reverse cock block | ||
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An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.
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| 3. | Kamikaze Cock Block | ||
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A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.
Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps. Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.
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| 4. | CocK BlocK | ||
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CocK BlocK means when you were going to have sex with a girl but she was on her period or her mom walked in on you. I got CocK BlocK last night at this girls house.
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| 5. | Keele Cock Block | ||
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Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world. Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there. |
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| 6. | Cock-Block | ||
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Any stupid/retarded/stereo-typical reasons that a woman will not have sex with a bf/ husband. Its basically a blockage of their vagina hence a cock block. For the boyfriend after being together for at least 3 and a half months and having oral with each other, saying that you are "not ready" to have sex is one of the most common cock-blocks and is inexecusable. For the Husband, saying that you are not in the mood is also unexceptable. If you have a baby within the last year or are pregnant those do not meet the requirements to be called a cock-block. The woman being on her period is the one acceptable excuse and does not qualify as a cock-block " Man me and my girl have been together have been together for 6 months and we still havent had sex yet!"
"Damn dude, thats a real cock-block she's putting up there." "It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks" |
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| 7. | Presence cock block | ||
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1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl
2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block 1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen. 2) yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock! dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked. ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her! FUCK you! |
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