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17.
1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger.

2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.
1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch.

1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH

2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.
by Cybernetico January 01, 2005
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1.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
by Miss Priss April 13, 2003
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2.
1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
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3.
1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic
1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that ricer cock-blocked me

3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.
by TheGrandInquisitor January 24, 2005
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4.
1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
She is cockblocking you bro.
by The GIMP September 23, 2003
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5.
a person who interferes with one's sexual intentions with another person
Randy was a cockblock because he told Jaime that this guy she knew was just using her for sex.
by Bob Mastuff October 13, 2003
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6.
(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"
(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.
by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003
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7.
1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)
I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me.
by anonymous February 06, 2003
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