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when you wake up in the middle of the night with wood and run into your roommate on the way to the batheroom who always has wood. the bashing of cocks is the result.
greg: umm yah about last night....
mike: yah man dont worry about it
greg: it was my fault entirely
mike: well thats not the first time ive been cock bashed.
greg: i hate cock bash

by AlexLOVES October 27, 2008

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