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A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.
Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.
by Big Indian July 17, 2003

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A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch
by Sand E. Titties March 16, 2008

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A horribly degrading insult.
Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*
by Vineet December 01, 2003

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To shiza in your mouf!!!!
Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.
by shiza in your mouf June 17, 2003

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Vineet Ghordhandas.
Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?
by Chris and Peter November 21, 2003

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A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"
by Ethos Kohancho April 09, 2017

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