| 1. | Cock and Ball Torture | ||
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The Cock and Ball Torture (Or CBT for short) is a German pornogrind band, formed in 1997. This is not to be confused with the sadomasochistic practice of penile punishment. They have the best grooves of any pornogrind band ever. Period. Hits include "Supreme Genital Goddess", "Enema Bulldozer", and "Fat Sex Mama". Jim: Hey did you go to that grind festival in Berlin?
Steven: Yeah man, I saw the Cock and Ball Torture! They kicked ass! |
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| 2. | Cock and Ball Tweezers | ||
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Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun. Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!
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| 3. | cbt | ||
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Cock and Ball Torture: Cock and Ball torture can also be cock and ball teasing. Playing with a man's scrotum can be painful or pleasureable. The goal of BDSM is to make CBT both painful and pleasureable. CBT guy: Madam, please give me another stroke.
Mistress: Now GUY! I told you I wouldn't stroke you until I had this nice leather shoe lace all tied around your cock and hang your nasty stinky combat boot off the end of your wee little pecker. CBT guy: Oh Madam! You do so know how to tease me and make me hard. Mistress: Stop that, you're making me wet and you know that must makes me want to hang weights off your ball sac. CBT guy: Oh Mistress! sighing and moaning CBT guy: sqeak! You are really gonna hang that 3 lb weight off my balls?! EEK! Mistress: Shut Up! Or I'll get the 5 lb weight. CBT guy: Yes, Mistress! Mistress: Yes What?! Get the 5 lb weight! Or are you going to shut up?! CBT guy: ... Mistress: Smart guy! |
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| 4. | Cock and ball a church | ||
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Where one or more people spray paint a cock and a pair of balls on a church. Are you coming with us John were going to cock and ball a church.
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| 5. | IUchebag | ||
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A tool of a student who attends Indiana University and continuously shows off their toolness by talking shit about Purdue University. "Who cares if Purdue won, you still have uglier girls and your bars are bogus."
"Oh, cool..you have school spirit..yeah i use to have school spirit in junior high...Maybe you act this way because you were a loser in high school and now you think you're cool because you're in a frat at IU. Maybe i didn't go to IU because i didn't want to get a drinking ticket every time i take a step. Or maybe you're just a cock face. And yes IU does have hotter women, maybe that's why i shave my balls every time i visit in anticipation of them being licked, but a majority of your women are stuck up Jew faced bitches. So why don't you do me a favor and focus more on staying at your school rather then trying to talk shit about mine because you're still the same loser your were in high school and i suggest you suck on my cock and ball.....IUchebag." |
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| 6. | Goregrind | ||
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A musical genre typified as having extreme, gore-referencing lyrics and a tendency towards the use of sound effects and distortion to create an atmosphere of chaos and disgust. Major bands include the following: Cock and Ball Torture Intestinal Disgorge Disgorge Last Days Of Humanity Aborted Carcass Regurgitate Goregrind really makes me want to plaster myself in baby shit and roll around in a pile of septic, regurgitated cow spleen, while chomping on coagulated balls of vein tissue.
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| 7. | Cock to ball ratio | ||
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The size relation between your cock and balls. England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to. |
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