by Mendoza + Papini = Zambrana June 2, 2003
by Daddy big nuts October 7, 2003
by d00m skull May 13, 2006
by Tim and Chris February 16, 2003
For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
by Franky Gustavson November 18, 2007
When a person has and extremely tiny penis and a woman put his penis and balls in her mouth at the same time.
by Cunt wad Fuck Pants November 18, 2008
When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.
After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.
by habitual sassbox February 10, 2012