Poon Coccoon 

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

Poon Coccoon by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

reverse cocooner 

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

cocooner 

when an ugly child becomes a hot teen or adult.

"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"

cocooner by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008

Cocooned Butterfly 

A term used to describe a 'closeted' homosexual or bisexual male

"I think my friend is a cocooned butterfly"

Cocooned Butterfly by archergirl19 March 13, 2015

cocooned 

When you become so isolative in your life, that you enter a cocoon, becoming self sufficient & not reliant on others.

You care not for interaction of other human beings as they bore the tits of you.
Any small talk attempted by strangers will incur an involvement of involuntary vomiting towards them & onto them.

Dave - I have not seen Jeff in weeks?

Joe - He`s cocooned man. He has entered the twilight zone of his own mind and no one is invited.

cocooned by flightyzeus July 23, 2012

cockomonesia 

a person of which you do not know their race.

the other day me and my sister jess saw this little kid. and we were trying to find out what race he was...(black, hispanic, chinese.) soooo.... i decided that i word make a word for this. :) this word being cockomonesia. <3

cockomonesia by omjitscrystal August 12, 2010

Cioccoloni 

Drift wood that washes up on the North Cornish coast once every seventy five years or so, usually in the autumn. It is not known where the timber originally comes from - it has a chocolate scent.

Gorran - Hey Jory what's that smell have you been using Demelza's body lotion again?

Jory - No Gorran its those lumps of Cioccoloni over there!

Gorran - Wow I remember my Grandad talking about that!

Cioccoloni by Sunday Trefusis March 1, 2011