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cocaine is really fucking addicting...and i love it. it makes you feel soo happy, comfortable around everybody, and not shy. also it gives u energy that is usefull if u stayed up the whole night and have to be at work at nine <3
person 1: duuude i didn't get any sleep last night how the fuck am i supposed to do an eight hour shift??? IM FUCKED!

(very smart)person 2: i know the solution! a line or two of the ol' cocAine

five minutes later...

person 1: ALRIIIIGHT! lets go to WOOORK!
by *alice* August 07, 2006
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An energy drink that is sold at very few conveinence stores that burns going down and coming out.

Brings such a crazy high and declares upon its can that is the "legal substitute" to the actual drug.

Did I mention that it burns?
IT BURNS LIKE HOT HOT HOT HOT PEPPERS.
Ray and I drunk Cocaine in the cafe.

Ray and I couldn't stop twitching and laughing after drinking Cocaine.

Imma go to the store and get 5 or 6 cans of cocaine for our trip.
by stup1dity May 06, 2007
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Oh my goodness lets do cocaine so we can be like models and rockstars.
by L0VE December 03, 2005
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derived from the cocoa plant; a white crystally substance most often in a soft rock shape form. most always bought in qauntities of a gram or eightball. long time use causes weightloss, paranoia, and usually users graduate from the typical chop and snort, to main linning or free basing. after a while it literally rips your life apart. something you can never tell a user, they just have to figure it out them selves.
yo dawg i got a ball of some of the white girl, get a plate lets do a zip.

homie hurry up get the backing soda, spoon, candle, and the stizzy. gonna make a twenty, twen, twen, and take a fat ass swat!
by TREY KING February 10, 2005
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Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstacy and Alcohol all build up to it.
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstacy and Alcohol.... C-C-C-C-C-Cocaine!!!
by Alex L February 16, 2004
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just swell ... ................
due this burger isnt hurting my heart enough, here sprinkle cocaine on it
by Jessen Fox March 17, 2005
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A white powder that when snorted it gives you the extraordinary effect that the more you do the more you'll laugh out of context.
*Bob snorts a line of cocaine*

Justin: Can I borrow your phone? My wife has just been in a car crash

Bob: Really?! HAHAHAHA! Ohhhh man...

*Snorts another line*

Justin: I'm serious dude, she's fighting for her life

Bob: HAHAHAHA! Please stop man, my sides are splitting!
by Bennisanarchy February 19, 2009
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