The most overrated and overpriced illegal drug in existence.
I'd rather smoke a joint and drink a red bull than pay through the nose for some cocaine.
by Alexander DeLarge February 28, 2005
A powdery white stimulant that is snorted to give a rush of confidence and a feeling of well being. Contrary to popular belief, cocaine is NOT physically addictive, so anyone with a little willpower can enjoy occasional coke binges without becoming a desperate addict.
most addicts are fuckin idiots and it's their fault, not the drugs.
by mo' August 11, 2005
a good drug. and if it burns your nose, you must have gotten some really bad shit. it only burns if it is mixed with baking soda, u dumbshits. it numbs u if its numbs ur throat and ur nose and it numbs the inside of ur mouth if u put some in there. it feels very good to be coked out. its not that addicting either. it tastes like asprin.but its fucking fun.
i love cocaine!!!!
by TheShit July 01, 2004
A drug used by retards and Dick-Heads.
"How Can you?" -DickHead on Cocaine
"By figuring it out..." -Pweb
by Pwebster June 01, 2011
A white powder that when snorted it gives you the extraordinary effect that the more you do the more you'll laugh out of context.
*Bob snorts a line of cocaine*

Justin: Can I borrow your phone? My wife has just been in a car crash

Bob: Really?! HAHAHAHA! Ohhhh man...

*Snorts another line*

Justin: I'm serious dude, she's fighting for her life

Bob: HAHAHAHA! Please stop man, my sides are splitting!
by Bennisanarchy February 19, 2009
God's choice powder.
The lord Jesus Christ came to earth to snort some cocaine.
by nicolas sarkozy September 19, 2007
The stupidest drug ever. Makes you lose feelings for people you love and turns you into an asshole. Once you become addicted it's the ONLY thing you want or care about. Don't let someone you love do it :(
Girlfriend: "I LoVe YoU baBe!"
Coked-out boyfriend: "Shut the fcuk up i hate you. Get my cocaine NOW."

by iLuJfA. May 22, 2006

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