Cocaine is the best and the worst drug in the world. I have a love-hate relationship with it. Cocaine produces an indescribable sensation. The weight of the world is taken off your shoulders, you're happy in a bizarre and jumpy way, and you can't shut up (in my case). Your nose becomes numb, as does your throat. You feel as if you have a bubble in the back of your throat. I enjoy drinking cold iced tea when coked up. One of the best parts of cocaine is taking some on your finger and rubbing it on your gums and tongue. This will cause your entire mouth to get numb, and I suggest chewing gum because it's such a good feeling. Putting some coke on the end of a cigarette and taking a few pulls also feels nice.

However, all good things must come to an end. Some people crash worse than others; I have only had one really, really bad crash in my experience. This brought on a feeling of hopelessness and an emptiness in the pit of my stomach. When and IF you crash, seeking more coke will help temporarily, but your best bet is to just call it a night and try to fall asleep in a peaceful atmosphere.

You also have to be careful who you get it from (make sure it is a reliable dealer). It is almost impossible to find 100% pure cocaine nowadays, but some dealers will really give you complete bullshit and you will have wasted your money.

If you have an addictive or unstable personality, DON'T DO IT. I have someone in my life who has been battling cocaine addiction for years now. Rehab has not been able to help. The hardest thing about dealing with an addict is that NO ONE can help them unless they want the help. This person has spent thousands of dollars on coke binges. Cocaine can alter your priorities if you aren't smart about it. Don't blow all your money on it!

BE RESPONSIBLE!!!
Taking a xanax or similar anti-anxiety medication alleviates the "crash" when coming down from the cocaine.

Taking a warm shower as you're coming down also helps immensely.
by anonymous8081 September 10, 2007
God's way of telling you that you have to much money
Rich man: "I am the richest man on earth"
God: "Try this godly powder. It's called cocaine"
by Schizopher December 07, 2009
The strongest energy drink available on the broad market so far, it has three and a half times the energy producing effect of a red bull.

Cocaine comes in a small, red can, and is relatively affordable.
Why the hell are you drinking red bull? You know you can get a bajillion times the caffeine buzz if you drink cocaine.
by Big Red AF January 22, 2007
The active ingredient in Mountain Dew, and one of the active ingredients in alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, and others. The label on these products says they contain "caffeine", but this is merely a misprint. They mean said drinks contain dissolved cocaine.
Wow this Four Loko has an incredibly high cocaine content. I think I'm gonna take over the world!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Cocaine is a central nervous system stimulant, derived from the coca plant, most commonly found in South America. I've done Weed, Ecstasy, Shrooms and Oxycontin before and I'd rank coke somewhere in the middle as far as quality/price/addiction goes. It does not cause sleepiness or lazyness, like weed often does. It does'nt produce *quite* the same euphoric 'everything in the world is perfect right now' type sensation that ecstasy does, but it's still going to make you feel very very relaxed about the world around you. Coke gives more of a supreme, almost invincible feeling that is hard to describe. It gives you ALOT of energy, you'll feel some rushes throughout your body, you'll want to do things. You'll want to write that essay about some really shitty subject, because your mind is going to be sharp as fuck and your hands will be excited to be typing really fast. I've done coke 3 times, first 2 times were just a couple lines with friends. The third time I had a gram and a quarter, which I took over a couple hours. I plugged on my xbox, hopped onto halo 3 and raped the shit out of everyone I encountered on the net. My concentration and reflexes were off the charts, and I was keeping up with rank 45+ players with no problems.
As far as the comedown goes, it's not very enjoyable like weed, or how ecstasy was alright my first (and only) time. The effects of coke last about 45 minutes or so for a good sized line, and good quality coke. As soon as you start coming down, I experienced an intense craving to snort some more, which lasted for an hour or so. After this duration I felt alright, but maybe a little bit bummed out...as if I just stubbed my toe as I dropped a brand new hamburger onto the ground. There isn't a physical element to the comedown, just a strong psychological desire to take some more. Would I recommend trying coke? Yes, and no. Buy a gram and make sure you use it all up that night, don't use a little 'every now and then' or else there's a chance that it may develop into a habit. If you have any kind of heart problems then don't do it either, because your going to have a shitload of energy and your heart rate is going to rise. As long as you have a strong sense (at least 7 out of 10) of self control, then experimenting with coke is a great idea in my opinion, it's a completely fantastic drug when you don't let it become a habit.
friend one: there's a sweet party tonight, want to go?

friend 2: naw, I'm broke man...don't have any pitch.

friend 1: thats alright, i got some cocaine...lets do that instead. we'll own this party with our supreme confidence and social skills.

friend 2: you just made my day! i'll bring bitch A and bitch B as well, maybe they'll suck us off for a line!
by Everyday Struggle August 21, 2008
Some of the most fun available
Lets snort this here cocaine, and get fuckin tweaked
by Jrock December 22, 2004
Cocaine is a drug derived from the leaves of the coca plant. It effects the release of dopamine in the brain, creating an intense euphoric high. Once the effects of the drug wear off, there is little dopamine left to be released and a state of depression occurs. Basically, you feel like shit.
Cocaine, a.k.a. coke, blow, snow, nose candy, yayo - is usually snorted, but can also be smoked in a pipe (crack) or injected. Crack is a form of freebase cocaine and creates an even more intense high in the user.
Effects of cocaine: increased body temp, increased heart rate, loss of appetite, insomnia, and paranioa. I have a tendency to look out windows and talk alot, but hey, thats just me HAHAH. Cocaine is without a doubt the greatest drug that has ever been created. I wanna say thank you to all you Columbians out there. I love you guys!!!! :-)
Hey I'm heading over to Tito's to pick up my cocaine. Do you want me to get you some shit?
by NIKKI February 20, 2005

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