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Cocaine is the best and the worst drug in the world. I have a love-hate relationship with it. Cocaine produces an indescribable sensation. The weight of the world is taken off your shoulders, you're happy in a bizarre and jumpy way, and you can't shut up (in my case). Your nose becomes numb, as does your throat. You feel as if you have a bubble in the back of your throat. I enjoy drinking cold iced tea when coked up. One of the best parts of cocaine is taking some on your finger and rubbing it on your gums and tongue. This will cause your entire mouth to get numb, and I suggest chewing gum because it's such a good feeling. Putting some coke on the end of a cigarette and taking a few pulls also feels nice.

However, all good things must come to an end. Some people crash worse than others; I have only had one really, really bad crash in my experience. This brought on a feeling of hopelessness and an emptiness in the pit of my stomach. When and IF you crash, seeking more coke will help temporarily, but your best bet is to just call it a night and try to fall asleep in a peaceful atmosphere.

You also have to be careful who you get it from (make sure it is a reliable dealer). It is almost impossible to find 100% pure cocaine nowadays, but some dealers will really give you complete bullshit and you will have wasted your money.

If you have an addictive or unstable personality, DON'T DO IT. I have someone in my life who has been battling cocaine addiction for years now. Rehab has not been able to help. The hardest thing about dealing with an addict is that NO ONE can help them unless they want the help. This person has spent thousands of dollars on coke binges. Cocaine can alter your priorities if you aren't smart about it. Don't blow all your money on it!

BE RESPONSIBLE!!!
Taking a xanax or similar anti-anxiety medication alleviates the "crash" when coming down from the cocaine.

Taking a warm shower as you're coming down also helps immensely.
by anonymous91 April 10, 2007
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a drug that, when sniffed, will make you feel like president of the "USA" for 30-45 minutes, or if smoked see crack will make you feel like president of the "WORLD" for 5-10 minutes.
Example 1: After I railed a couple of lines of cocaine, the high made me feel like the president of the united states

Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.
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A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.
I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.
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1. Something that gives you short-term pleasure at the cost of long-term pain.

2. Something that you start off sharing and end up hoarding.

3. Something that gets you from a large social circle to isolation.

4. Something that you start off doing sometimes and end up doing all the time.

5. Something that takes from from the top of the world to the bottom of the barrel.

6. Something that gives you life and ends up killing you.
In exchange for a few years of wild, unrestrained cocaine-fueled fun, Rob lost his financial stability, his family, his friends, and his health and sanity.
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cocaine is a "selfish drug," where you love yourself when on it. its an expensive drug. its typically $40 per gram, but that can vary depending on the quality and access of the drug in the area.
you use some type of card, such as your license, and crush/smoosh/cut the coke until its nice and powdery so its easy to snort and then form it into lines. get a dollar, preferably nice and crisp, and roll it up, this is what you use to snort the coke. remember to use the nasal that has the clearest path. also, enough though the taste is very bitter, put some coke on your gums and the tip of your tongue.

the effects are hard to explain. it's sort of like being on adderall but better. it doesnt last very long, about 45 minutes for me, which is why people get addicted because when you come down you just want more. self control kids, thats all you need.
your nose gets numb as well as the back of your throat. you feel like you cant swallow but in reality you can. your gums (which you rubbed some coke on) get numb and your teeth hurt slighty, as if you just put in a retainer that you havent worn for ages. you want to talk and go do things. you get kind of jittery and when people touch you or rub you it feels incredible. you feel happy and get the butterflies and/or rushes through your body every once in a while. you dont feel like eating but since your throat is numb drinking water feels cool. one thing i dont like about coke is the "drip" down your throat because of the bitter taste. also, you're very awake. so when you're low on energy and need to get shit done, do a line!

cocaine doesnt affect your motorskills or anything like that so driving and going to work/school is fine. its no big deal. no one will notice. your eyes dont get dilated and it's not like smoking where you have to cover up the smell and throw eye drops in.

the comedown is nothing at first but as you go on it gets worse which is why when people are addicted they get all fucking crazy and shit. just don't do it too much and you'll be fine. do it with other people because once you start going off on your own, you have a problem or are on the road to having a problem.

all you need is a little self control and you'll be fine. i personally really enjoy doing coke, but if you dont have any self control, i advise you not to get into it. it'll ruin your life and the relationships around you.
smoke a cigarette after you rail, it takes care of the drip and you feel good.

also, smoke weed after cocaine. you get really fucked up and feel phenomenal.
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yeyo; frank; bugar sugar; white; nose candy; lump; bumps; I think you get the idea
I used to fuck with white, but man that shit sucks. It tears your ass apart, you can't fuckin' sleep and you feel like shit the next day. All of the above can be overlooked if you get it for free.
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Cocaine, colloquially known as a "painful erection lasting for more than 56 hours", was discovered by dentists in 1255. It was immediately exported all over Hollywood and Washington D.C. and remains the biggest party gag of the late '80s. Cocaine can be found in 98% of high school girls' lockers, the bloodshot eyes of late-night party-goers, in trace amounts under your nostrils, anywhere you can't feel, and at 5593 Persimmons St. in Branson, Missouri from a guy with a beard who's named "Truck". Otherwise that gold-digging bitch did it all and left you to go party at some high-class club where they don't even allow cell phones without Bluetooth. Girls love this stuff; it allows them to hold useless conversations for hours. It also makes for a fun time snorting it off of their tits and having really fun sex.
"Who needs cocaine when you've got heroin?"
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