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CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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Cobbobles 

A twitch streamer who is involved in Beans and Butts. He is often labeled as "and crew" but he has the best cannon shots in Sea of Thieves. His specialty is the "flip fart" and he has his own custom music made for him. Believe it or not, it is a song that revolves around buttcheeks being played as bongos. Everybody loves him, and that's because there is no reason not to.
You see that Cobbobles guy on twitch? The guy who plays with Pace? He does that, but he is a great streamer himself!
Related Words

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"
cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008

cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

cotwobbled 

it is a sex position that is known as the cotwobbled and it is when you throw the skank your having sex with off the top of a bunk bed after you pull out
after i screwed that skank i cotwobbled her and went to throw her off my bunk bed
cotwobbled by mr georgy the handgun September 13, 2023

cobobbled 

Kyle was cobobbled when he found out another word for confused
cobobbled by bigtits53 April 23, 2020

Cobswobbler 

British v ersion of the word "cock sucker" more commonly used by no one, since my wife made it up.
oh ted! youre a real cobswobbler, you son of bitch.
Cobswobbler by u/Cobswobbler November 8, 2022