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A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.
She has cobwebs in her coochie.
by Marjor E December 04, 2006
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The hanging, draping, or stringing of cum on a girl's (or guy's if that is how you role) eye brow to their cheek.

Other acceptable placements.

Chin to neck, shoulder, or chest.
Eye brow to to nose or eyelash.
Nose to lip, cheek, or chin.
Girl: "Oh no, its dripping onto my chest!"
Guy: "Let it go babe. You just got a cobweb".
Girl: "I've been cobwebbed!"
by SFB aka the hardcourt killa December 05, 2011
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The Cobweb is the result of a girl being caught by surprise by a man's sudden and unexpected ejaculation landing on the other's face, after either hand stimulation or pulling off early during a blow job.
While Jane was playing with Tommy's stick, she didn't realize she was walking in to a cob web as Tommy was giving no hint as to how close he was to coming...SPLAT! Jane had just received her first cob web.
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When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.
Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.
by desert fox December 04, 2005
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to skeet on a womans ass cheeks and spread them creating strings connecting the cheeks
by Cr4sh March 04, 2009
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When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.
James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.
by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011
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A WWW site that never changes.
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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