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Cobwebbing

The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.
I haven't had sex in so long, I'm cobwebbing.
Cobwebbing by Jillayyyyyy July 20, 2013

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time
I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite
cleaning cobwebs by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Cooper's Cobwebs 

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.
"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

Cobwebbed 

When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.
Dude I just got Cobwebbed!

Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.
Cobwebbed by Demonitrax September 1, 2010

coochie cobwebs 

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.
I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.
coochie cobwebs by Anonymous December 21, 2003

cobwebbed it 

To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.
I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off
cobwebbed it by Runner muck February 5, 2014